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双语笑话|[搞笑短信] 哪个看了我的短信

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Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!不是每一朵花都能代表爱情,但玫瑰做到了;不是每一种树都能耐住干渴,但白杨做到了;不是每一头猪都能看短消息,但你做到了。恭喜你!


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